anonymous jumper seen doing 4-way blocks on weekend
Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:05 PM
Fun enforcement sources are anxiously seeking the identity of a jumper seen performing anti-fun maneuvers this Saturday past.
The skydiver, who is described as short, with fluffy grey hair and an East London accent, apparently has over 400 determinedly fun-filled jumps and no FS1. He was seen to perform the anti-fun formation H on exit, plus the definitely no-fun blocks 21 and 7 before disappearing from view.
Witnesses said they were unsurprised that his co-conspirators, three known humourless 4-way nerds, would behave this way but to involve a person of previously unblemished Fun Record was taking things to a new low.
"I just don't feel safe anymore," said one long-term knockabot, happy-go-lucky sitflying yahoo. "If it can happen to him, then it can happen to anyone."
Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:38 PM
Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:19 PM
PS does anyone have any video?!?!?!
Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:56 PM
Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:43 PM