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#1 Joellercoaster

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:05 PM

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Fun enforcement sources are anxiously seeking the identity of a jumper seen performing anti-fun maneuvers this Saturday past.

The skydiver, who is described as short, with fluffy grey hair and an East London accent, apparently has over 400 determinedly fun-filled jumps and no FS1. He was seen to perform the anti-fun formation H on exit, plus the definitely no-fun blocks 21 and 7 before disappearing from view.

NEW LOW

Witnesses said they were unsurprised that his co-conspirators, three known humourless 4-way nerds, would behave this way but to involve a person of previously unblemished Fun Record was taking things to a new low.

"I just don't feel safe anymore," said one long-term knockabot, happy-go-lucky sitflying yahoo. "If it can happen to him, then it can happen to anyone."

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:38 PM

Hmmmm.....was he telling jokes in freefall ?!!? His identity may not remain secret for long !!!

#3 likez2fly

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:19 PM

If this is who I think it is, then Shame On You Mr Joel for your corrupting influences!!! :smt018

PS does anyone have any video?!?!?!

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:56 PM

He no longer posts here but has been alerted to Mr Coaster's post, and has since informed me that his intentions towards our favourite flattie are little short of murderous.... :ladyfight:

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:38 PM

little short


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Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:43 PM

Whatever he was doing, chances are it may not have been on purpose.... :P

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 08:35 PM

Deep down, we all know he loves it!!